There once was a girl from Montrose
Who was stuck in a Sutra-like pose ····She said — Christ, get a clue! ····And she sneezed — ACHOO!
You’ve put the damned thing up my nose!
Any attempt to trace this to its original author will be met with stone-walling and categorical denial. This was found in the third stall from the left and is to be attributed to that great limerick genius — Anonymous.
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