There once was a girl from Montrose
Who was stuck in a Sutra-like pose
····She said — Christ, get a clue!
····And she sneezed — ACHOO!
You’ve put the damned thing up my nose!
- Any attempt to trace this to its original author will be met with stone-walling and categorical denial. This was found in the third stall from the left and is to be attributed to that great limerick genius — Anonymous.