The Girl from Montrose

There once was a girl from Montrose
Who was stuck in a Sutra-like pose
····She said — Christ, get a clue!
····And she sneezed — ACHOO!
You’ve put the damned thing up my nose!

Any attempt to trace this to its original author will be met with stone-walling and categorical denial. This was found in the third stall from the left and is to be attributed to that great limerick genius — Anonymous.

7 comments on “The Girl from Montrose”

Eva St. James
August 16, 2012

HIlarious!

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vanillamom
August 16, 2012

mwhahahahaha! You are the best at being the most smartassed…gods…*laughing* Who doesn’t love a good limerick?

nilla

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- willcrimson
  August 16, 2012
  
  Redbud’s lawyer kindly informs you that this piece of filth was written by Anonymous.
  
  E.R. Ratta
  Dewem, Cheatem, & Howe
- vanillamom
  August 16, 2012
  
  *thunk*
  
  (falls over on the floor, making much snorting, sniffling noises. Occasionally, a wild hooting sound emanates from the writhing (and scantily clad) body on the floor…)
paul1510
August 16, 2012

Written by annoy-a-mouse, published by Dewem, Cheatem, & Howe.
Where is that scoundrel Will Crimson.
Love a good limerick, but really, Achoo!
Doesn’t say much for “that thing”.
Paul.

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- willcrimson
  August 16, 2012
  
  Either that or too much about her nose.
wordsmithingimp
August 16, 2012

This is eerily remniscent of the indignant exclamation I heard coming from a kinky roommate and her guest this past July…

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