Can’t knock’em dead with comedy? Then knock’em up unconsciously. A new drink’s in town And it’s making the rounds; Just ask for a pint of Bill Cosby. • And that’s my opinion on that. ~ Will Crimson | Oct. 27th 2015
· There once was a man named Putin Whose dick was a third of Rasputin’s. “But mine’s like Nantucket’s! “Just ask! Assad sucks it!” Said Putin, and who could refute him? · By William Crimson: To be filed under politics.