Not written by me—in case it’s not blindingly obvious. Do women really think like this? I have gotten the sense, sometimes, that a woman’s criteria for choosing who and when to fuck is so far removed from a man’s my own experience as to be written in Proto-Elamite. The editorial, article, sort of erotic story, is so good I thought I’d share the link:
I f*cked a Republican on Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all and any who celebrate the feast.
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To me her decision seemed to be more about self-abasement in some form than about actual fucking …
(Nice touch that he came after about 15 seconds and “scurried” into the bathroom!)
Happy Thanksgiving to all, too!
I agree Joe; and you also noticed those 15 seconds. More than a little symbolic, I’d say. The big bad wolf turned out to be a short hitter.
Excellent writing, I enjoyed her style and was thinking all along paragraph after paragraph (having spent a great many hours volunteering in political arena) about all the men I met and could have fucked. But what really came up for me was that if a man were writing this story it could read just as believable, except that it is the woman who would have scurried to bathroom.
Glad you liked it as much as I did. If it were a man, the gender “spin” would probably be that the man just wants to screw “the enemy” (edit: though there’s an element of self-debasement to that too). Not “be screwed”, in a self-debasement sort of way. I’ve heard gay men talk like that though.
Many people believe just screwing and being screwed is the definition of self debasement, especially conservatives.
Unless it’s conservative state-sanctioned screwing, as in no fags, no dykes, no sodomy (lest there be santorum), no oral, (or in combination) for that matter, and for god’s sake no condoms, and no sex between teens; and absolutely no sex education. Other than that, as long as those laws don’t apply to themselves, conservatives are pro-sex. Honestly, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Another thought: I’ve also been involved in activism and once got into a torch-the-bridges argument with a feminist. The two of us finally took the fight outside and — we started making out like there was no tomorrow. It ended in her room. Never forget that. So I do get that dynamic — how easily that tension turns into sexual tension, esp. when young. In our case, I don’t think either of us felt like we were debasing ourselves. I think we were just gob-smacked. Uh, you know, what just happened?
Yes, and I suppose I was defending a woman’s
right to be gob-smacked!
People sometimes do things that defy explanation, for reasons even they cannot understand.
Republicans love to say they don’t want big government intruding on their personal lives, their liberty, etc. But not so fast! When sex is involved they are all too happy to have the government step in and proclaim these things evil: Same sex relations, oral/anal, any act involving more than 1 woman & 1 man, and any position that isn’t missionary. Oh, and any kind of bangin’ outside of marriage is verboten. But, you know, the GOP believes in freedom. Cool story, guys.
Yes, they’re for freedom: the freedom to impose their morality on others.