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A new drink’s in town…

Can’t knock’em dead with comedy?
Then knock’em up unconsciously.
A new drink’s in town
And it’s making the rounds;
Just ask for a pint of Bill Cosby.

• And that’s my opinion on that. ~ Will Crimson | Oct. 27th 2015

4 comments on “A new drink’s in town…

  1. Brian Smith
    October 31, 2015

    Great poetry
    Love the sarcastic humor

    • willcrimson
      October 31, 2015

      :-) I don’t know if it’s possible for limericks to be great poetry, but glad you appreciated the sarcasm. Amazes me that the guy isn’t in prison. Meanwhile, some 18 year old makes love to his 16 year old girlfriend and winds up, not only in prison, but is branded, a la Nathanil Hawthorne, a sexual predator for the rest of his life.

  2. Brian Smith
    November 1, 2015

    In the preface to a book titled “The Limerick” published by Bell Publishing Company they say the limerick is the only poetic form native to the English language. The y also say
    The limerick form is complex
    Its contents run chiefly to sex
    It burgeons with virgeons
    and masculine urgeons
    And swarms with erotic effex

    and that clean limericks were a fad that only lasted five years during civil war days.

    The book contains 1700 categorized and indexed entries but on one with Bill in it thought you might enjoy.

    There was an old fellow named Bill
    Who took an atomic pill,
    His navel corroded,
    His asshole exploded,
    And they found his nuts in Brazil.

    • willcrimson
      November 1, 2015

      Where does one collect such fine lyrics? Did the curator scour 1700 toilet stalls? :-) Finding his nuts in Brazil begs the question: Where was lift-off?

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