a table-like shape?
“This documents serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations (…) By accepting this Project assignment you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; [and] ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude.”
- Pure erotica from a consent form signed by Hollywood extras involved in the new HBO Westworld series. If this was an effort to cull free advertising, it worked. Now I’m wishing I had a subscription to HBO. But even more than that, lawyers writing erotica? Can anyone tell me what this means: “contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude”. Is this some new fetish I don’t know about?—or lawyer-speak for doggy-style? And here I thought I’d read everything… And what’s a pubic hair patch? The reality is probably dull and embarrassing, but HBO could probably work up a pretty hot series based on the life of Hollywood extras—no doubt portrayed by Hollywood stars. Irony anyone?