Route 66

You’ll find there’s not a better place,
My girl. Let’s just undo your lace
Unbutton and unzip. Turn round,
Bend over, lightly touch the ground.

Our reputation’s not so good
But, knowing you, that’s understood.
Hold still, you’ll feel a little prick—
And squirt. As always, we’ll be quick.

But a gal’s got reason to be nervous;
If so we recommend full service.
We’ll keep your little motor purring
(And guarantee you’ll be returning).

• Another little erotic distraction inspired by Rouge. I added just a little for the devil’s pleasure.