Inspired by academic haikus on Twitter, Remittance Girl came up with one for her own proposal:
Reading while aroused
is not like driving while drunk;
no fatalities.
Morris, M. (2014) “In defense of the aroused reader.”
Which, in turn inspired me in thinking about that theme.
Aroused, not Impaired
When reading aroused
wet fingers to turn pages
without using tongue
Words might warm the heart
but it takes some magic to
make the blood run hot
Spare me your disdain
that titillating words
somehow impair us
Eyes on the lusty
page may raise my cock, but can’t
lower my IQ
The really good sex
stories leave you, dear readers
Turned on, not stupid
The Erotic Writer 
Yours are much more poetic. I think that may be the challenge with these things. Not taking yourself so seriously.
Perhaps! Most academics would probably benefit from at least a moment or two of unsober reflection every now and then.
Raz,
damn good point, good erotica is stimulating.
Paul.
I laughed out loud on this one.
I agree, erotica, porn, none of it makes us stupid. Cranky and single minded maybe, but not stupid. :)
Rose
Driving aroused is not
Like reading while drunk; unless you’re getting
A blowjob.
hahahaha!!
Walking while aroused-
Dangerous with windchills low
Slicking thighs with ice.
nilla
PS…Will!! LOL! These are *all* terrific!
This was such a fun and clever piece to read, made me smile.
I like a lot of poetry, really wonderful erotic poem in collusion with the rhyme. I just love this. Thanks