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Aroused, not Impaired

Inspired by academic haikus on Twitter, Remittance Girl came up with one for her own proposal:

Reading while aroused
is not like driving while drunk;
no fatalities.
Morris, M. (2014) “In defense of the aroused reader.”

Which, in turn inspired me in thinking about that theme.

Aroused, not Impaired


When reading aroused
wet fingers to turn pages
without using tongue


Words might warm the heart
but it takes some magic to
make the blood run hot


Spare me your disdain
that titillating words
somehow impair us


Eyes on the lusty
page may raise my cock, but can’t
lower my IQ


The really good sex
stories leave you, dear readers
Turned on, not stupid

About Monocle

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9 comments on “Aroused, not Impaired

  1. Yours are much more poetic. I think that may be the challenge with these things. Not taking yourself so seriously.

    • Monocle
      January 7, 2014

      Perhaps! Most academics would probably benefit from at least a moment or two of unsober reflection every now and then.

  2. paul1510
    January 8, 2014

    damn good point, good erotica is stimulating.

  3. myrosegarden84
    January 8, 2014

    I laughed out loud on this one.
    I agree, erotica, porn, none of it makes us stupid. Cranky and single minded maybe, but not stupid. :)


  4. willcrimson
    January 9, 2014

    Driving aroused is not
    Like reading while drunk; unless you’re getting
    A blowjob.

  5. vanillamom
    January 9, 2014


    Walking while aroused-
    Dangerous with windchills low
    Slicking thighs with ice.


    PS…Will!! LOL! These are *all* terrific!

  6. cammiesonthefloor
    January 11, 2014

    This was such a fun and clever piece to read, made me smile.

  7. Sonia
    January 15, 2014

    I like a lot of poetry, really wonderful erotic poem in collusion with the rhyme. I just love this. Thanks

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