Aroused, not Impaired

Inspired by academic haikus on Twitter, Remittance Girl came up with one for her own proposal:

Reading while aroused
is not like driving while drunk;
no fatalities.
Morris, M. (2014) “In defense of the aroused reader.”

Which, in turn inspired me in thinking about that theme.

Aroused, not Impaired

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When reading aroused
wet fingers to turn pages
without using tongue

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Words might warm the heart
but it takes some magic to
make the blood run hot

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Spare me your disdain
that titillating words
somehow impair us

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Eyes on the lusty
page may raise my cock, but can’t
lower my IQ

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The really good sex
stories leave you, dear readers
Turned on, not stupid

Categories: Erotica, Haiku, Monocle, Poetry, SenryuTags: , , , ,

Monocle

I am the little devil on your shoulder, stroking your neck with my tail, whispering obscenities into your ear, and looking down your blouse. One third of The Erotic Writer blog.

9 Comments

    • Monocle

      Perhaps! Most academics would probably benefit from at least a moment or two of unsober reflection every now and then.

  1. vanillamom

    hahahaha!!

    Walking while aroused-
    Dangerous with windchills low
    Slicking thighs with ice.

    nilla

    PS…Will!! LOL! These are *all* terrific!

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