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There once was a man named Putin…

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There once was a man named Putin
Whose dick was a third of Rasputin’s.
“But mine’s like Nantucket’s!
“Just ask! Assad sucks it!”
Said Putin, and who could refute him?

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  • By William Crimson: To be filed under politics.

10 comments on “There once was a man named Putin…

  1. Mzcue
    September 14, 2013

    I’m afraid you lost me at Nantucket.

    • willcrimson
      September 14, 2013

      Perhaps the most famous limerick of all:

      There once was a man from Nantucket
      Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
      And he said with a grin
      As he wiped off his chin,
      “If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.”

      :-)

    • willcrimson
      September 14, 2013

      Oh, and this might be a little morbid, but if you’re wondering about the reference to Rasputin.

    • Mzcue
      September 14, 2013

      Fortunately, (or unfortunately perhaps), Rasputin I got. Outside of “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming,” I hadn’t seen any New England connection to Comrade Vlad. Nor encountered that particular man from Nantucket. Although on consideration, he might be fun to watch. Vladimir, not so much, his attempts at beefcake notwithstanding.

    • willcrimson
      September 14, 2013

      Some limericks must be a little like puzzles, hopefully worth teasing out. There’s not much room for explanation. Allusions and insinuations abound. :-)

  2. paul1510
    September 14, 2013

    Will,
    very whimsical. LOL!
    I know about Nantucket, and I’m no stranger to Rasputin’s supposed reputation.
    Paul.

  3. vanillamom
    September 14, 2013

    what a naughty little limerick…*grinning*…

    nilla

  4. myrosegarden84
    September 16, 2013

    This was one of those few posts that I share with Husband.
    Naughty indeed!
    Rose

    • willcrimson
      September 16, 2013

      Ha! Of all the heartbreakingly beautiful erotica I write, this is what you share. =)

      I changed the third line so that the allusion to the “man from Nantucket” might be a little more obvious.

  5. mzcue
    September 16, 2013

    Have to admit that I find it much more apt this way. Well posied!

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