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Bad Feng Shui
She said my bed had
bad feng shui.
we had to rearrange the furniture if
she were to move in.
“For now, it’ll be ok if I’m on top.”
They say sacred
is in the eye
of the beholder.
I say sometimes
it is in the ass
of the beheld.
Among the baker’s unique predilections
Was making cakes in the shape of erections
It made a few balk
To ask for a cock.
To get one of his cream-filled confections
Jeanette always acted coquettish,
It was her particular fetish.
She’d sidle up near,
And breathe in my ear,
About how I was getting her wettish.