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Four Smiles (micropoetry page)

Four Smiles


Bad Feng Shui

She said my bed had
bad feng shui.
we had to rearrange the furniture if
she were to move in.
“For now, it’ll be ok if I’m on top.”



They say sacred
is in the eye
of the beholder.

I say sometimes
it is in the ass
of the beheld.


The Baker

Among the baker’s unique predilections
Was making cakes in the shape of erections
It made a few balk
To ask for a cock.
To get one of his cream-filled confections


Jeanette coquette

Jeanette always acted coquettish,
It was her particular fetish.
She’d sidle up near,
And breathe in my ear,
About how I was getting her wettish.

About Monocle

I am the little devil on your shoulder, stroking your neck with my tail, whispering obscenities into your ear, and looking down your blouse. One third of The Erotic Writer blog.

6 comments on “Four Smiles (micropoetry page)

  1. paul1510
    March 26, 2013

    excellent and highly amusing.

  2. April
    March 26, 2013

    These are really fun!

  3. Eva St. James
    March 26, 2013

    Love the limericks! Its nice to remember erotica doesn’t have to be so serious all the time.

  4. Deliza
    March 27, 2013

    I adore the last one in particular! Might end up running around reciting it. :-)

  5. Mystique
    March 28, 2013

    Love the limericks! Simply delightful! ^^

  6. The Waiting Patient
    April 10, 2013

    Hilarious! I especially love the baker. Thrilled to see a favourite writer working in my favourite format, too.

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