A Cavalcade of Cuntkus

by Aisling Weaver

This evening on Twitter, the word ‘cunt’ got bandied about quite a bit, from discussions of etymology and early uses, to it’s relative utility or preference over ‘pussy’, to a discussion of collective nouns for it (A moistening of cunts? A clutch of cunts?…) to, well, a set of senryus, or as Remittance Girl coined, #cuntku. Here are 30 of them and their originators. (If you’re on Twitter, all of them are worth following!)

I don’t believe in
such a thing as too much cunt
but please, challenge me.
(@_Monocle_)

The glint of a cunt
coaxed into acquiescence
is a pretty thing
(@remittancegirl)

Knees closed, bent over
cunt peeking out, beckoning
as you turn and smile
(@_Monocle_)

my cunt awaits You
When will You join me in this?
You know. We both want.
(@vinyardroad)

Inconviently
I am half-crazed with desire
for your moist, plump cunt.
(@remittancegirl)

Into the slaughter
of your frost-bitten desire
I go like a lamb
(@remittancegirl)

I did not give cunt
It was not the right time to
He got ass instead
(@DreamsofFreedom)

No more tenderness
take my cunt hard as if I
don’t possess a soul.
(@Deliriumtree)

You can’t tempt me
with wiggled bottoms
I’m too cunt crazed.
(@_Monocle_)

My rippling cunt is
hungry for your orgasm;
feed me my lover.
(@WarriorAlcyone)

my life, hope crushed by
The Symplegades, her thighs,
ever guarding her cunt
(@DangerousSweets)

My lips touching yours
my tongue parting your cunt’s folds
my favorite kiss.
(@_Monocle_)

my cunt forgotten
with every silent moment
I am thickening
(@DangerousSweets)

Hips high, thighs parted,
my glistening cunt lies waiting
for your worshipping.
(@WarriorAlcyone)

blood and honey mingle
in the stone that is her cunt
heated by my stare
(@DangerousSweets)

carnivorous cunt
consumes convivial cock
climactically
(@_Monocle_)

Ascerbic wit comes
with sagging tits, bitterness
and almost no sex.
(@remittancegirl)

Firm rasping moistness
she twitches remembering
your lips perfect pull
(@DreamsofFreedom)

The ache in my cunt
makes me smile with each wince I
like when you hurt me
(@Deliriumtree)

Pulling, sucking cunt
drawing beads of liquid lust
from your cock, and soul.
(@WarriorAlcyone)

I am on my knees
waiting, patient, at your cunt
to be swallowed whole
(@DangerousSweets)

Feeling flowing warmth
the peroidic nuisance
proof she’s not pregnant
(@DreamsofFreedom)

The Gates of Kiev
are lined with well-meaning cunts
Can you spare a dime?
(@remittancegirl)

It lies in my cunt;
the universal power.
Shall I bestow it?
(@WarriorAlcyone)

We lie here sated
sir, have you had your fill yet
of our warm nectar?
(@DreamsofFreedom)

inside of me now
is it your cock or my cunt
that so betrays me
(@DangerousSweets)

Of cunt and heat
I’ll never have quite enough
keep it coming, please.
(@_Monocle_)

My cunt needs washing
Fresh and clean my cunt will be
Soap and water Rocks
(OhWhatTheFog)

Soundless, sightless, void
tied tight, I gasp as I feel
your breath on my cunt
(@Deliriumtree)

a cunt by any
other name you know the rhyme
unoriginal
(@soartmodel)